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big is best....

I spent a lot of time worrying about how to keep the evil dark ones of the Internet from stealing my photos. Make them small, low resolution, watermarks plastered all over them, mean messages that pop up when you right click. There were all sorts of ways and means. They all added up to lessening the enjoyment and impact of the image. The bad-guys had already won and I hadn't even posted anything yet!

So you get to see my pictures big- without guard-dogs or taking your shoes off.

If you try to steal my photos an ancient curse will fall upon you- and I'll sue you and make a lot of money AND Ninjas will crash into your bedroom late at night and cut you into unrecognizable pieces- not necessarily in that order.